stigmata, and the zombie contingency plan
i don't know if you can tell from the picture, but apparently, i'm suffering from stigmata. such is life. i look forward to channeling a spirit much wiser than myself. be sure to check back in the following days for important dispatches from the Almighty.
i don't want to tell you about the last couple days, suffice it to say that i have been a little not-myself. every now and again, more frequently than i like, i have that "light-headed" feeling people get often when standing up too quickly, and only to have it follow me for an hour or so.
my roomie and i have a zombie contingency plan. does anyone want the details? that is, does anyone out there want to be saved when the undead come to eat our brains? oh, i think you do...
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posted by ginonymous at
12:20 AM
19 Comments:
What's stigmata with you? Ha! Eh? Oh dear - is Ubermilf going to tell me off now?
Anyway, I want to be there when you and your roomy chat about stuff and come up with the idea that we all need a zombie contingency plan. That's my kinda conversation.
Hope you feel better soon, anyway. Are you eating all the right things? Though your brother would doubtless prescribe pie, I suggest chocolate. Perhaps chocolate pie?
"Lets lock ourselves up in an old house with a creepy basement and lots of windows, conveniently located near a graveyard in the middle of nowhere."
I hope your zombie contingency plan is an improvement on Mr. Romero's.
Oh yeah, i'm with Spirit on the hoping you feel better soon. Though chocolate pie sounds pretty gross - i'd stick with the loaves and fishes.
Ah nothing better than a good ol' jesus haunt to brighten up your day huhh. While i was in chicago I happen to pass by a local Salt Stain that appears in the form of the virgin Mary.
Now zombies are an entirely differnt matter. My plan is to pretend im a zombie whenever I see one. The pros would be no more pesky showering and the ability to just take it slow without any worries. Cons would be that I dont think i could eat any brains and I would be stuck with my horrible 90's fashion forever!
Owl, I will never raise my voice to you.
I say our contingency plan is to throw Nick at them and run while they feast on his carcass.
My birthday is soon, too! let's plan a joint celebration. Let's have a pinata!
My contingency plan is to eat as much brains as possible.
Why do I have to be the fucking snack so you bastards can escape?! Fuck that!
If it's brains they want, I say we thorw Ubermilf at them, since she knows everything. Or any woman for that matter. Except my precious sister, I will defend her from the zombie hordes until my final breath. And if I fail and she turns, I will sack up and smash her face in.
The only potential flaw I can see is that if I fail it means that I have turned and if Sis get turned too, then I sincerely believe that between the two of us we could turn the whole goddamn world into a zombie utopia, with Brain Farms and everything. We would be unstoppable killing machines.
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so what's the zombie contingency plan? you better tell us quick...what happens if the zombies arrive before your next post?!
Yes please. I would like to be saved when the undead come to eat our brains.
My birthday is coming soon too!!!!
You really think I'm smart, Nick? Aww...
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I haven't gotten any spam.
I feel so unloved.
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Oh great! Now I've got Monty Python's Spam Song going round my head over and over - thanks a bunch Spirit.
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i seem to aprove on your storie and to believe you also but im looking for answers you look like more then an expert then me so i need your help on what i need to find out this is my story i want to know if this is a sorce of stigmata between me and my boyfriend this is what really happened well one night he called me and told me he wasn`t feeling all that good and well i had just told him that i just took an diabethic attack and then last night i fell down the staires and showed my boyfriend the bruise right below my shoulder and he was freaking out and showed me the bruise he got and he told me that hr didnt hit himself anywhere and he showed me that he had a bruise right where my bruise was and his bruise looks the same as mine the same place and the same colour its just to wierd to believe and i just need to find some answers to it so this is my question to your comment is it really a case of stigmata or is it just a fase where we think we are just going crazy .....?????
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