i invented something
the phrase "hippie-whipped"
definition: the act of being beaten across the face with a filthy Birkenstock
my new favorite thing i've said in near-incoherent conversation.
definition: the act of being beaten across the face with a filthy Birkenstock
my new favorite thing i've said in near-incoherent conversation.


12 Comments:
the hippies here are hardcore, they don't wear any shoes.
It could also be getting dreadlocks whipped across your face.
Deadlocks acrss the face could be really icky. I used to have this hippy friend with dreads, they smelled deadly. Like a dirty sponge.
Seems like something that might happen after a good spronking...
It was wonderful to meet you! We will have to spend more time together the next time I am there. I hope you didn't get that phrase from using your shoe on your buddy after you left us! All you missed was really bad Mexican food, your timimg was great.
The one thing that has never happened to me.
now the dreaded drealock smack? that could happen in my neighbourhood.
OMG I just choked. On Cab-Merlot. My jeans now sport a curious looking stain, but it was worth the addition of that term to my vocab. You're wicked hilarious, girl. You should submit this to the Urban Dictionary, if you haven't.
jj- I'll bet you've never... I feel another post coming on...
I used to be a skinny long haired hippy. Now I ain't. Is I whipped?
Awesome.
Sounds like a theme drink from Applebee's, to me.
I just googled the phrase, and by golly, it does look like you're the first one to use it.
I like it. I can see it making its way into popular usage. I'm going to start using it right now.
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