see you next tuesday!
hey, it's a familiar theme.
i received potentially the most hate-filled invective-ridden email EVAR yesterday. i was minding my own bidness, enjoying an iced Americano and chatting with a friend in africa when i bothered to check my email. how to say? my most recent ex, seems he can't take rejection, and it took awhile, but i knew this was coming. he's an angry little man.
i wanted so badly to simply copy and paste the entire email here, but i think that's a little exhibitionistic for me..the highlights are as follows:
i'm stupid
i'm typical of "white" privilege (which was misspellleleddd, by the way)
given that i smoke, i should invest in mouthwash
i'm a lousy lay and generally cold and disinteresting
and the crowning bit of this email, that i'm a "fat smelly disrespectful cunt"
clever, original and really a nice exercise in expanding the vocab.
some small part of me feels like i deserve some of this, because i did after all choose this dude, and spent my time with him. i also chose to end it, and being that i'm a grownup and all, i didn't think i needed to check with anyone, least of all him. so i dumped his ass. he gots mad.
anyway, i'm officially letting it go at this point. this is breathtaking only in that it took nearly 30 years for someone to up and fire off the C word in my general direction. just keep in mind that should we ever meet, i'm apparently a bit on the odoriferous side, zaftig and damn it if i'm not all uppity and white. shit! that's my parents' fault, not mine. i didn't ask to be a WASP.
so i embrace the hate. and i know that had it been me, it would have been a lot more clever.
i write my hate mail in haiku.
i received potentially the most hate-filled invective-ridden email EVAR yesterday. i was minding my own bidness, enjoying an iced Americano and chatting with a friend in africa when i bothered to check my email. how to say? my most recent ex, seems he can't take rejection, and it took awhile, but i knew this was coming. he's an angry little man.
i wanted so badly to simply copy and paste the entire email here, but i think that's a little exhibitionistic for me..the highlights are as follows:
i'm stupid
i'm typical of "white" privilege (which was misspellleleddd, by the way)
given that i smoke, i should invest in mouthwash
i'm a lousy lay and generally cold and disinteresting
and the crowning bit of this email, that i'm a "fat smelly disrespectful cunt"
clever, original and really a nice exercise in expanding the vocab.
some small part of me feels like i deserve some of this, because i did after all choose this dude, and spent my time with him. i also chose to end it, and being that i'm a grownup and all, i didn't think i needed to check with anyone, least of all him. so i dumped his ass. he gots mad.
anyway, i'm officially letting it go at this point. this is breathtaking only in that it took nearly 30 years for someone to up and fire off the C word in my general direction. just keep in mind that should we ever meet, i'm apparently a bit on the odoriferous side, zaftig and damn it if i'm not all uppity and white. shit! that's my parents' fault, not mine. i didn't ask to be a WASP.
so i embrace the hate. and i know that had it been me, it would have been a lot more clever.
i write my hate mail in haiku.
posted by ginonymous at
7:52 AM
18 Comments:
You beat me by 5 years! I was 35 before someone hurled the C word in my direction.
What a sad, pathetic little man. I bet you're sorry you dumped him, huh?
i got it at age nine.
obviously i am much more cunty than the average cunt.
It's nice getting all caught up with you. Congrats on having a man....I think, not sure what to do with one anymore, but power to ya. I have learned to embrace the "C" word!
I sensed some anger in the subtext of his message to you.
ubie: i'm not proud, but i guess i'm the winner, huh?
kendra: or not so much. i have the nick working on a badge for our blogs that's something to the effect of "I was x years old" ... doesn't actually say the C word, but maybe a fun joke amongst us girls.
tumbleweed: i'm back! and i'm blogadocious. you met the new one, in fact. he went out with us on brent's birthday. i'm a sucker for a man who can dance.
JJ: you think? maybe i'll sample a little more of it tomorrow..there's a "revenge" type story involved that i seriously doubt the veracity of. hmmm...
Wow, what's his name and number.
I'm newly single and looking for another great man to fill my time.
Maybe we could make a trade...
what a scoundrel.
smart girl, got out of it before it got out of hand.
I have been using the C word about you for years Gin, just when you are not around for fear of my own life. That being said, nobody gets to say that to you. I will be in town this weekend. If you like, I can kick his ass and then plant drugs on him for when the cops find his unconsious body.
molly: negative, girl. he's nice enough until you piss him off, then he's just a little scary. you can do better, any of us can.
dia: thank you. and it still lasted a little longer than i would have liked. in retrospect, i could just kick myself.
mike: certainly you get to say it, you're family. i mean people who hurl it in anger, not love or jealousy. and as for the planting of drugs, while it would be fun, i think it's not worth it. i'll take any extra drugs you have tho..
What an asshole.
Sounds like he'll make someone a lovely abusive spouse someday.
You dodged a bullet there. This is a good thing. A validation of your gut. Dumping him was very wise.
i was helped along by meeting someone who made me realize that i was miserable in t's company. i'd much rahter enjoy my relationships than endure them, for what it's worth.
I did the vagina monologues.
Never said the word cunt so many times in my entire life.
Now its lost all meaning, but that was kinda the plan!
Fucking bastard!! I say you give up his email address so we can sign him up for every site we can find that has to do with: penis enlargement, impotence, bestiality, young boys looking for sugar daddies....you get the general idea.
Kitty: it's Todd Vegass that did it to me. i suppose i owe him thanks for getting me to basically ignore the word before it could do any real damage.
Brooke: oh shit, i'd love to, but i like to think that i'm more mature than that. moreover, i rather hope that he won't do it to me. he's already shown the caliber of grown-up that he is, so i'm not going to push.
shit, i'm actually afraid to check my gmail account...i'll stop being a puss and go do it now.
How dare he call you disrespectful!
X. (hugs)
I don't think I've gotten called cunt yet, but this week I got stupid & lesbian. Can't wait to see what comes next!
What a dick! I hate him, haaate him! Rejection makes stupid people act, well, more stupid. Don't listen to the fuckwit. You're a sweet person and you've been very kind to me when I've needed a friend. I heart you.
owl: you brits throw the c word about like it's a term of endearment don't you? maybe that's the scoop..maybe he's british. hmm.
cookie w: god, i hope your weekend was better than your week. good thoughts..
pants: oh hells, i love you too. grins. we hatessss him.
martini b: i'd love that! let's send him somewhere that's really got issues with racism, like south africa or northern ireland. that'll learn him. the new one is an old one, as it turns out, and still very much more the gentleman than i likely deserve. i think we'll not bubblewrap him. and you can always go to margarita's with me! we can get down!
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