she wants revenge
is an awful band. awful awful awful.
however, i was talking about myself. some friends of the signifigant other called friday night in the middle of the night, drunker than anything i've ever heard (on an answering machine) and woke me up twice. to be fair, one of them is a lightweight. he probably also made the beer. nonetheless, my beauty sleep was most rudely interrupted (if you want the gist of the call, email me) not once but twice! fuckers. and now i plot their deaths. or at least some sort of fun to have at their expense. expenses?
oh hell. the nature of the first call was to mock him with the personal situation he recently extricated himself from, and the second was to mock him with some other woman's name. at any rate, no one wants to hear some sex litany when it doesn't involve themself, no? and the SO slept through the whole thing. he can sleep through his air-raid siren alarm clock several times a day in rapid succession, but not myself. so while i find the content of the call in poor taste, not offensive, i'm really pissed about having to wake up to these drunken harpies and their laughter.
shit's on.
so here are a few thoughts:
a match.com entry for one or potentially both of them, seeking a third
some flyers posted about town for a live-version brokeback festival
putting one of their cars in the paper for an unreasonably low price, with his cell number attached
what else? you people are sick twisted fuckers and i know this will be right up your respective alleys. moreover, i fully intend to photograph some sort of fallout, so there's that.
fun for all!
(don't call after 2am unless you're dying or bringing over the drugs)
however, i was talking about myself. some friends of the signifigant other called friday night in the middle of the night, drunker than anything i've ever heard (on an answering machine) and woke me up twice. to be fair, one of them is a lightweight. he probably also made the beer. nonetheless, my beauty sleep was most rudely interrupted (if you want the gist of the call, email me) not once but twice! fuckers. and now i plot their deaths. or at least some sort of fun to have at their expense. expenses?
oh hell. the nature of the first call was to mock him with the personal situation he recently extricated himself from, and the second was to mock him with some other woman's name. at any rate, no one wants to hear some sex litany when it doesn't involve themself, no? and the SO slept through the whole thing. he can sleep through his air-raid siren alarm clock several times a day in rapid succession, but not myself. so while i find the content of the call in poor taste, not offensive, i'm really pissed about having to wake up to these drunken harpies and their laughter.
shit's on.
so here are a few thoughts:
a match.com entry for one or potentially both of them, seeking a third
some flyers posted about town for a live-version brokeback festival
putting one of their cars in the paper for an unreasonably low price, with his cell number attached
what else? you people are sick twisted fuckers and i know this will be right up your respective alleys. moreover, i fully intend to photograph some sort of fallout, so there's that.
fun for all!
(don't call after 2am unless you're dying or bringing over the drugs)
posted by ginonymous at
2:39 PM
6 Comments:
I vote a profile on Hot or Not. Although, I do like the sound of listing their car in the paper...
myspace could get pretty evil >:) I heard a case the other day where a teacher was trying to sue because students had made a fake myspace page about him. Scandalous!
On a side note you could always unplug the phone at bedtime. It is an incovience but I had to do that for about a month till certain people got the picture.
The car ad is the best idea I've heard in a while.
The old vaseline on the phone trick is good, too. If you can gain access.
an ad for a desired leather daddy? get all the dominant guys out of the woodwork and on their cell phone.
If you want to be horribly evil, go to the post office and change their address.
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