my second meme

memes are easier than coming up with original material.

thanks to Anthony for saving all of us from more of my banal prose.

tag yourself, if so inclined.

What is the best part about not being French? (If you are French, what is the best part about not being German?)

being able to shave my armpits and feel superior, or not, and feel part of a group still

If Lou Reed called you an "uglybutt" how would you respond?

i'd want to know who's butt he is referring to

Which Canadian Conservative is funnier looking, the squirrel-headed Stephen Harper, or the muppet-faced Peter McKay?

whichever one Lou Reed was talking about in the last question.

Have you ever been called a communist or a nazi?

communist, interestingly enough, by a philosophy major. so i blew it completely off.

Have you ever watched The Antiques Roadshow?

yes! i once actually saw something i own on the show, and flipped out to discover it's worth 3 grand. it was the single most exciting moment of my life, as spent in the breakroom at work

Create an original three step plan to solve the impending oil crisis.

1) take the vehicles away from people who can't drive to my standards

2) step #1 removes a good 99% of people/cars from the road so steps 2 and 3 are probably unnecessary

3) profit (get it?)



nighty night

AA