That is hilarious. Actually reminds me of a time many years ago when Captain Beefheart tried on a pair of leather trousers belonging to a mutual friends mother! Actually they suited him.
I am not a member of Queen. I do not like motorcycles. I am not Rod Stewart. I am not French. I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.
I just wish I could have caught the bid in time dagnabit. Oh well I like "P"leather pants better
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What a terrific story...it's better than the picture!
'The Horror' was the first thing I clicked on, terrible!
I thought pants would be... you know, right up your alley, Pants.
That is hilarious. Actually reminds me of a time many years ago when Captain Beefheart tried on a pair of leather trousers belonging to a mutual friends mother! Actually they suited him.
HA!
Damn, the auction is over! I missed out again.
Nick, there are good pants and bad pants...those are very bad pants.
That is the best eBay description I have ever read. It should be published in short story form.
Poor bad pants. So maligned, so ignored. I hope they find the right home this time.
you don't scare me.
"Black leather pants," said the nun. "Does it indeed?" asked the vicar.
Owl, that is lovely.
How about a new post you dirt whore?
I guess you are a dirt whore and not a dirty whore.
What does a dirt whore do, one wonders?
Bah, four out of five aint so bad.
I am not a member of Queen.
I do not like motorcycles.
I am not Rod Stewart.
I am not French.
I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.
I just wish I could have caught the bid in time dagnabit. Oh well I like "P"leather pants better
so you're still cruising for Tranny-Ass, then?
Oh, so funny.
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