meme: the shopping list
there is an old email game afoot, it's the shopping list. you've got to come up with three items available at some all-day and night store (ala dillons or walmart) that one could take to the counter and confound the clerk. an example: 40 watt bulbs, a 5 lb can of crisco and some drop cloths. garlic, sterno and tweezers. you get the idea.
last night we went to the store, ostensibly to buy beer and saline solution. dillons, a grocery store. and wouldn't you know it, they also sell women's underwear. hanes. we almost got those as well to live out our game.
i charge you lot with coming up with a list of your own. three items. come on, you have dirty dirrrrrty minds, and i believe in you.
g/j
last night we went to the store, ostensibly to buy beer and saline solution. dillons, a grocery store. and wouldn't you know it, they also sell women's underwear. hanes. we almost got those as well to live out our game.
i charge you lot with coming up with a list of your own. three items. come on, you have dirty dirrrrrty minds, and i believe in you.
g/j


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A bible, an economy size jar of Mayonaise, and a stopwatch.
A blindfold, a trampoline, and an airhorn.
A giant lollipop, a bear trap, and a ball-gag.
an at home enima kit, mustard and chilli peppers.
shoe polish, maxi pads and a large spatula.
I once purchased the following from a pharmacy:
birth control pills
condoms
whoopee cushion
tarnish remover
strawberry body butter
fuzzy bunny slippers
one large cucumber
a jar of Vaseline
the latest issue of Cat Fancy magazine
Whipped cream, aluminum foil, a turkey baster
Cheez-Whiz, Diapers and 5 cases of Gatorade.
drano, prune juice and anti-diarrheal medication.
A box of assorted size elastic bands, unsalted butter and an ice cube tray.
fat free cocktail franks, a ball of twine and a pair of extra, extra large old lady undies.
actually, i went through a checkout behind these 2 guys who bought only: cat food, cat worming tablets, disposable razors. hmm?
A drill, a duct tape and a feminist.
Stop jumping to the wrong conclusions! You lot, what are you like?
Sorry if that sounded a bit nasty. I was thinking gender reversal DIY. Perfectly innocent of course you understand.
Screwdriver, KY, oreos
pickled pigs feet, sweet tarts, super glue
preperation H, menthol ciggarettes and a tube of hamburger meat!
A universal remote control, a roll of bondage tape, a can of Sterno.
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