Tuesday, March 21, 2006

meme: the shopping list

there is an old email game afoot, it's the shopping list. you've got to come up with three items available at some all-day and night store (ala dillons or walmart) that one could take to the counter and confound the clerk. an example: 40 watt bulbs, a 5 lb can of crisco and some drop cloths. garlic, sterno and tweezers. you get the idea.

last night we went to the store, ostensibly to buy beer and saline solution. dillons, a grocery store. and wouldn't you know it, they also sell women's underwear. hanes. we almost got those as well to live out our game.

i charge you lot with coming up with a list of your own. three items. come on, you have dirty dirrrrrty minds, and i believe in you.

g/j

18 Comments:

Blogger Mike said...

A bible, an economy size jar of Mayonaise, and a stopwatch.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

A blindfold, a trampoline, and an airhorn.

3:06 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

A giant lollipop, a bear trap, and a ball-gag.

3:07 PM  
Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

an at home enima kit, mustard and chilli peppers.

4:21 PM  
Blogger dizzy von damn! said...

shoe polish, maxi pads and a large spatula.

4:36 PM  
Blogger Maddie said...

I once purchased the following from a pharmacy:

birth control pills
condoms
whoopee cushion

5:30 PM  
Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

tarnish remover
strawberry body butter
fuzzy bunny slippers

8:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

one large cucumber

a jar of Vaseline

the latest issue of Cat Fancy magazine

9:08 PM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

Whipped cream, aluminum foil, a turkey baster

9:12 PM  
Blogger Fella said...

Cheez-Whiz, Diapers and 5 cases of Gatorade.

12:04 AM  
Blogger i used to be me said...

drano, prune juice and anti-diarrheal medication.

9:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A box of assorted size elastic bands, unsalted butter and an ice cube tray.

4:17 PM  
Blogger Loz said...

fat free cocktail franks, a ball of twine and a pair of extra, extra large old lady undies.

actually, i went through a checkout behind these 2 guys who bought only: cat food, cat worming tablets, disposable razors. hmm?

1:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A drill, a duct tape and a feminist.

Stop jumping to the wrong conclusions! You lot, what are you like?

Sorry if that sounded a bit nasty. I was thinking gender reversal DIY. Perfectly innocent of course you understand.

9:27 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Screwdriver, KY, oreos

12:22 PM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

pickled pigs feet, sweet tarts, super glue

4:25 PM  
Blogger CheyenneWay said...

preperation H, menthol ciggarettes and a tube of hamburger meat!

9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A universal remote control, a roll of bondage tape, a can of Sterno.

3:55 PM  

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